Hard Knocks Stream of Consciousness 2

Predictions: More Martellus redemption, more Campo, more Amendola, Lowber... Somebody hams for the camera.

• I love the intro music...gets you in the mood for some football insight, whether it's accurate insight or not.
  
• Wade takes the blame for mistakes, and he needs to do a better job. Gotta love a man like that.
  
• Here comes the fiesta at the practice last Wednesday in the Farewell to Texas Stadium tour.
  
• Ramiro loves Tony unconditionally. How sweet. Parcells didn't love Ramiro.
  
• Tony knows the scrubs by name and where they went to school... gotta love that.
  
• More TO catching the ball against his body.
  
• TO seems to be a great mentor when he's happy.
  
• Who will get cut? I think I'll cry? Lowber, Tcehtard, or murderer jr??
  
• I wonder how Dat feels working with traitor Reggie herring? ;)
  
• Tour of the spaceship from helicopter...that thing is amazing. It dwarfs the ballpark.
  
• That dude, walking on the top of the stadium, he's not getting paid enough.
  
• Martellus Bennett's license plate: FFP 191. His dog grew!
  
• Nice one hander Tellus
  
• Garretts giving him props. Pushing for a lot of playtime! Taking over 2nd string. He seems to be working hard, and gets it. No mouthing off this week.
  
• Props from Witten. In today's paper, there was a quote that Tellus didn't think Witten liked him. Witten thinks he needs to be broken down, and then brought back up.
  
• Stewart is the first guy to get fired from this staff.
  
• Crayton naked at the meeting...
  
• Jean Jacques Taylor, least athletic looking black man ever.
  
• Carpenter is my least favorite Cowboy. He sucks ass.
  
• Ellis: Great guy... but as long as he's not whining, I love him. And Wade is right about the Achilles. I thought his career was over.
  
• Jerry has a tiny head.
  
• Spencer: I guess he hasn't hurt his knee yet..opps...there is the injury. Not rehabbing...Wade is too nice. I'm going to fine you, but the most important thing is to get well.
  
• Those guys are working on quick twitch muscles in the weight room...awesome.
  
• Roy: Moved out of the dime package so "he's fresh for the second half" I have to laugh at that comment.
  
• Zach Thomas is the manimal, again. Learn it, know it, live it Carpenter.
  
• Is it just me, or does he look like Dee Snider??
  
• Gene Upshaw dies, Wade cries...touching moment. TO was shocked and upset.
  
• Good editing on the equipment set up...reminded me of Pink Floyd's Money?
  
• Danny Amendola is short, which makes him a long shot. Height discrimination. He needs to be smarter than everyone else, and his error on the INT in Denver didn't help.
  
• Anyone know what the chain on the bench press is for?
  
• Wait, Bruce Read may be fired before Stewart.
  
• TO gets the ham award, but he's funny.
  
• Great...rednecks representing Texas.
  
• Cowboys serious about the Silver Boot.
  
• Jessica was at the game. No WONDER he threw that INT in the endzone. Damn bitch messed with his head. Didn't show it. Jessica was in his head.
  
• Wait, that was a TD pass with Jessica at the game.
  
• Game looks about 10x's faster at ground level on NFL films. Unbelievable.
  
• Isiah had the ball way loose. And then he hurts his shoulder.
  
• Nice catch by Amendola.
  
• Carpenter bagging on Tellus. Another tackle. Nice catch and run.
  
• Fumble Felix Jones!
  
• Why did Parcells draft Carpenter in the first round??
  
• Wow...that guy was good with painting the grass. I wonder how many times he's done that.
  
• #$@! that, we're not doing that anymore.
  
• More Tellus love.
  
• Danny getting some love, but is he big enough, and enough technique.
  
• Lowber, 1 play, Missed assignment. He's just lost.
  
• Lowber and Keon are talking, and I'm not sure everything they're saying.
  
• Cuts: Here comes the Turk. Bruce Mays. He has hair implants. I saw him at restaurant in Lewisville once. 5 players that haven't been on Hardknocks yet. At least Wade gets to do the deed, and not Jerry like in 2003.