Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Hard Knocks Stream of Consciousness The final episode

Predictions: Pac gets re-instated at Hooters. Danny, Keon, and Lowber get cut.


  • 5 Lombardi trophies in Jerry's office.
  • Dat makes an appearance. Remember him from last time? That laugh from his wife.
  • A historical perspective...wow. Put me to sleep.
  • Don't give up on your dreams because dreams do come true. Good job Felix.
  • Lowber and Amendola are good stories, but they're boring people. Good stories, but they really don't give much to the camera. They're both likeable guys.
  • They try and get too artsy...let's show some hitting and cursing.
    Like they didn't know who they were going to cut before the game. Great drama Steven and Wade.
  • It's drama for Pacman.
  • Talk about foreshadowing with Sam Hurd. I'm going to get him out of there. Don't want him to go too long. Then why the hell didy ou put him on an end around.
  • Tony Romo is a natural on the camera. Aikman comparing him to Manning. I love Romo. So much of the fun is this process. The journey is the funnest part.
    Wade doing his old man run. At least he's working out.
  • Who is TO at dinner with? TO thinks he could beat Bolt?
  • There has been an amazing lack of dancing for Harkknocks. Interesting they bring it in the last week.
  • Tank has some serious ink on him.
  • So does Pac.
  • Here comes Tellus: Bennett burns Barbie. John seems to like him. That's funny about people talking to him about high and tight. Jason seems to like him as well, trust him in Clevland. I'm not sure if I buy that. Seemed to be an answer for the cameras.
  • That's gotta be footage from Hardknocks in 2002 with Ray and Keon Latimore.
  • Keon and Alonzo, who do you want on practice squad? Keon. For the cameras, because Alonzo was signed to it.
  • Pac gets reinstated under Woodall Rodgers on his way to hooters. I was wrong. DMN told me incorrectly.
  • Emmit talking to Dat and is buddy buddy with Romo. Felix's face was lit up talking to Emmit. That's starstruck from an NFL player. I loved seeing that.
    Wade throwing out the Ass bomb.
  • End around to hurd...ow...that's my ankle!
  • F**K! Oh S**t!
  • Just noticed how Crayton and TO were doing the high and tight while watching the game. Tellus, watch them!
  • Hey Rich, you gets another one? Throw that thing as far as you $$%^ing can. I'll run and get it dog. Well, that one would've been picked by the safety. Nice mouth.
  • Felix is going to be a weapon in the passing game. He is good.
  • That camera on the ground level makes it way too fast. You gotta get the first down. Poor guy.
  • Tellus is now a rockstar.
  • Amendola... Slow mo on him...he looks like he's working hard. Key block on only TD of the game.
  • You guys played the last preseason game at Texas Stadium. You guys are winners. Winners on 3. Do they all get a trophy?
  • MRI...what a crazy sound. You get popcorn with that?
  • Fishing on Deon's lake in his backyard, with a boat. That house is huge! He has a gd pontoon boat in his backyard. No wonder he has 100s of kids living in his house.
    Deon is a smart guy. He really is. Do you want a letter from Oprah or do you want her to call you??
  • If you make it in the facility, you made the team. If you don't, you're cut.
  • Poor Keon. Stopped at the door by the freak with plugs. Coach needs to see you. I need your notebooks.
  • Is Wade crying about cuts?? He's a good man.
  • Who the heck is that guy? Never heard of him before.
  • Poor Todd...had to take a walk down the long corrider.
  • Where was Danny's cut? He has another day.
  • Barbie looks like he's stoned.
  • Danny worried about sweat on Jerry's couch. What a classy kid. His mamma would be proud. Philly wants him for his practice squad...A texas kid taking philly over Dallas? Not going to happen.
  • A clock for everywhere TO has played. That's funny.
  • To's pad is nice...and you need the booties.
  • Marion's place is nice too...look at that view. Amazing. I wish I were rich.
  • Manimal looks so old in that room. 35 and ancient.
  • This series was overall too artsy and not enough fun. That gives me the impression that this was overall a very boring training camp. Good. Camp Marshmellow.
  • Get our popcorn ready!


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